Saturday, January 17, 2009

A Chuckle a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

You know? It is pretty hard to feel too sick when you are laughing at something. Of course, when you aren't feeling so hot, laughing is much harder to do!

I am a person who must have humor in my life- yes, I know I have shocked you all by saying that, but it's true. There is a time to laugh, and there is a time to be serious- but to be honest, I will take the laughing times over the serious as being the most fun.

So, in order to perhaps bring a chuckle or two into your day, I have decided to sporadically post some funny things I have found from time to time, and hopefully, they will make you smile or snicker, or if that is too taxing, perhaps at least bring a weak and watery smile to your face.

(It's better than nothing!)

Things to ponder......

-People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who really do.

-A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you are in deep water...

-You know you are dieting when postage stamps taste good!

-Would a fly without wings be called a "walk" ?

-What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

-Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

-Why is it we call people liars, but we never call people truthers?

-For as long as I can remember, I've had amnesia....

Stay tuned in the days ahead for more little bits of humor to be posted !


The Empty Envelope said...

BWAHAHA! Love it:).
I find that the best cure for a lot of bad things is a good slap stick comedy.

Angela said...

Very cute! I guess they would put the original hair color on a bald man's DL...hmm never thought of that one.

Rachel Ritter said...

The one about the bald man and the nose is very funny! Another epic series of jokes! :)

Leslie said...

Very funny esp. nose & feet! Laughter is definitly the best medicine. Please stop by my blog to enter my drawing to give away a doll.