Sunday, April 26, 2009

Some Revamped Nursery Rhymes....

Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as snow
and everywhere that Mary went,
the lamb was sure to go...

It followed her to school one day.
which caused a lot of smiles.
Unfortunately though, it got kicked out-
for leaving "little piles".....

Jack wasn't nimble,
Jack wasn't quick,
He didn't quite jump
oe'r the candlestick...
And as you can see, his clothes tell the tale
of how his stunt really did fail!

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
eating her bowl of goo,
when along came a spider,
who sat down beside her,
and got squashed by Miss Muffet's shoe!


The Empty Envelope said...

Oh my CUTENESS!! Absolutely darling.

*piles* BWAHAHA.

Anonymous said...

You brought a smile to my face and I needed that ..... thank you.

Kristen Hermanny said...

I thought of Andrew Dice Clay when I read your post title!
Or one my dad used to say when us kids were little.
(Nice dad!)
Mary had a little sheep
and with the sheep she went to sleep
the sheep turned out to be a ram
and Mary had a little lamb.

4 the Contemplative Artist said...

Debbie you've been busy!
These are so fun and I really like Little Miss Muffet :)

Have a great day!! Anni